Why we should use the Oxford Comma

kittencuffs:

notalwaysweak:

widdershinsgirl:

au-nat-urelle:

incitatus-ebooks:

tenderstatue:

bowtiesinthedungeon:

A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:

 “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.

Forever reblog.

okay fine i’ll start using the oxford comma

i’m convinced

VINDICATION

But… you mean Nelson Mandela ISN’T an 800-year-old demigod? OR a dildo collector?

Well, we don’t know he isn’t…

Seriously, you can’t read this sentence and know there are three subjects being mentioned?

Lighten up, Ali. It’s a joke.

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